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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32328) - you deserved it (2929)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:24am - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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You really do not want to be with someone like that anyway. It's not an FML at all. Lucky you! You are rid of someone so insecure he is incapable of being without a girlfriend.

#3 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:17am by tazzzy

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can i say ouch!

#1 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:11am by vendeep

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