Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
by alltern8ive / 11/09/2009 at 12:05am / United States (Louisiana) / Love
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"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.
#9 - On 11/09/2009 at 7:11am by Aciliveth
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He's pretty cool.
#2 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:29am by QuentinM95
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