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Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28544) - you deserved it (4957)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:05am - love - by alltern8ive (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.

#9 - On 11/09/2009 at 7:11am by Aciliveth

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He's pretty cool.

#2 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:29am by QuentinM95

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