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Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by johnfrank (man) - United States (Michigan)

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thats a bit forward for a first date, don't you think?

#3 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:00pm by platypusrex256

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It's the guys fault. "In case I want to kiss you later." Way to come off as a Jerk.

#5 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:00pm by puffingdragons

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