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Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37410) - you deserved it (4880)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:20pm - love - by z (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Who?
WHO WAS IT?!
The suspense is killing me!

#8 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:23pm by jts2

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Tell her it's a sign and that you two should actually be together. Then sleep with her. Then move on.

#6 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:19pm by GreenHacker

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