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Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35727) - you deserved it (4248)

On 10/31/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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At least he cares!

#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:33pm by Morokea

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haha hey when I was moderating it also said "and he was only friends with me because he though we would hook up some time. "

#3 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:38pm by captainamerica50

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