Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
by screwed / 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (Washington) / Love
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If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.
#3 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:00pm by Luckster
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Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.
#9 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:09pm by perdix
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