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Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by fmlsrsly (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.

#6 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:21pm by drybamboo

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To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.

#3 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:19pm by jesslackszazz

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