Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

by Noname / 02/17/2009 at 3:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.

    #5 - On 02/17/2009 at 12:02pm by disgruntled_stdt

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  • why would you talk to your boyfriend about children?
    that would scare the shit out of me.

    #4 - On 02/17/2009 at 11:39am by lulz

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