Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

by Marou / 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm / Love

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  • I'm sorry, but that was a corny line. And I have heard (and used) my lion's share of bad pick-up lines.

    #1 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:23am by alley_cat_118

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  • why's the guy you like santa?
    ..that's just odd.

    #10 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:12pm by jamers113

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