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Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 6:30am - love - by loveless - Australia (New South Wales)

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Not to rag on everyone's perception here, but has anyone considered that she's not pregnant, so that has nothing to do with it? It just says ultrasound - ultrasounds are not only used for pregnancy, but for heaps of things. Some women have to have them regularly for check ups in regards to gyno issues, and plenty of people need them for stomach and digestive system issues...
Taking that into account, all I see is a woman bitching about her husband slacking off in the sex department. If that is the case, OP, then your husband is a fool. Men everywhere would kill for a wife that wanted MORE sex, and even more for a wife who thinks a few weeks without sex is FML-worthy. Give him a bit of a wake up call, and hopefully things get better for you.

#16 - On 10/18/2009 at 12:25pm by judgeymcjudge

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Its perfectly normal for sex to slow down during pregnancy. Try talking to your husband about it, to see what's up.

#12 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:31am by pericolo

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