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Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8509) - you deserved it (40897)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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No wonder he dumped you, dipshit.

#3 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:06pm by amitalegaonkar

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YDI idiot
also, you don't have your own phone to pretend to talk to someone with?
that makes me think you're, like, 12 or under which makes it less of a big deal

#8 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:23pm by mrbattleman

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