Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

by Ohgreat / 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

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  • No wonder he dumped you, dipshit.

    #3 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:06pm by amitalegaonkar

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  • YDI idiot
    also, you don't have your own phone to pretend to talk to someone with?
    that makes me think you're, like, 12 or under which makes it less of a big deal

    #8 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:23pm by mrbattleman

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