Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

by quietsleeper / 10/13/2009 at 7:07am / United States (Florida) / Love

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  • Sucks man. fyl. You're ex-wife wanted the whole bed to herself. But at least you have a girlfriend now.

    #8 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:17am by jmcow

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  • Actually snoring can be caused by stress, so maybe thats the problem?

    #7 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:12am by allmightyspiff

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