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Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML

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On 10/12/2009 at 3:31pm - love - by Sucker (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Eh...

1. Why spend so much on an anniversary present that you have to work double shifts to buy? Choose something meaningful within your price range.

2. So what if he wants a getaway by himself? Just because you're a couple doesn't mean you have to do everything together. Let him have some alone time.

3. It might possibly be a cover-up for his gift. If he wants to surprise you, I think that's a good way. Don't automatically think he's being an ass.

#32 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:59pm by Witchcraft

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So what? Just because you're buying him an expensive gift, he has to do the same? It's not like he asked you to buy an expensive gift for him. If you're looking for something in return, then don't give it to him.

#20 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:59pm by ktho522

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