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Today, I woke from last nigt after meeting te most amazing man, an after giving im a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use is batroom. looool After using is tootbrus, I go to replace it in is older only to find not one, but several prescriptions 4 erpes in is unzipped toiletry bag. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18494) - you deserved it (39173)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

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Use condoms. Don't use other peoples toothbrushes. Get some common sense.

#20 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:11pm by Haelous

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can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?

#10 - On 02/04/2009 at 7:20pm by OEsEben

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