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Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37828) - you deserved it (2272)

On 10/11/2009 at 6:54am - love - by noo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Personally I'd talk to your GFs mom and make 100% sure that it was her daughter. Then dump your girlfriend. No need having a woman that clearly doesn't understand boundaries in a relationship. Nothing should say, "here's the door don't have it hit you in the ass" from a unfaithful SO.

#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:17am by nomadxx7

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hmmm guess you should ask your gf about it?

#3 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:19am by tingting1

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