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Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

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On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

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i think it shows that you really love her that your still with her even though her breath stinks
but you should just be honest with her so you can actually enjoy kissing her.

#9 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:12pm by heynow09

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hahha. I would want a guy to tell me something like that. I wouldnt care Id be like "oh shit hold on lemme buy some mints"

#22 - On 05/13/2009 at 3:29am by amandaMALICE

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