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Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39145) - you deserved it (5560)

On 10/04/2009 at 2:13am - love - by helplesslover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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'knock knock',
'whose there?'
'I dumped'
'I dumped who?'
'I dumped you lol'

#4 - On 10/04/2009 at 6:20am by rick_james_b17ch

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I had a very similar thing happen to me. A few years ago, my girlfriend messaged me and told me that we had to talk. I replied and said that if she was breaking up with me, she may as well just do it and get it over with. She denied it, and said it was about something else. 6 hours later after work, after many different possibilities floated through my head, I went over to her house and got dumped.

#10 - On 10/04/2009 at 6:47am by theanonymoose

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