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Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18861) - you deserved it (2018)

On 12/19/2008 at 12:41am - love - by Carla J. - Sent from mobile version

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Wow, that really stinks. But good for you for staying with him, I;m sure he really appreciates that.

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 2:45pm by pesh527

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Now that's love.

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:31pm by Easy_Target

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