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Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15356) - you deserved it (60965)

On 09/26/2009 at 1:34am - love - by bigdawg702 (man) - United States

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On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

#4 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:08am by allmidnighteyes

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After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:07am by Victoria

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