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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Okay, you're divorced now.
Okay, you're paying alimony now.
Okay, you're a cougar now.
Okay, you're dead now.
Okay, you're a zombie now.
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 20 May 2015