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Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14635) - you deserved it (31914)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:14am - love - by mudafkrmas (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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If there's a girl who can drop their keys into puddles by simply trying to unlock a door and still ends up with the guy that millions of girls dream over... I'm sure you have a small chance.

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:08am by redbluegreen

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Alright first of all, BWAHAHAHAHAHA that is so awesome!

Second, redbluegreen is right, for some reason i find cute slightly dorkish girls to be attarctive in a way, cause in a way it makes them seem more real, and less of "Im just a thousand times better than everyone else"

Maybe im just weird though :P

#4 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:19am by Artanias

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