Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
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flinkpamingo 0

Well, welcome to a glimpse of your future with him. You don't laugh at someone you care about when they are hurt. Especially when it"s something you caused. He is NOT worth the effort.

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f_u_u_f_f 0

Wait, so you were bleeding for two hours and you didn't think to go to a doctor?

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allmidnighteyes 10

I bet he got hard seeing you bleed like that

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redbluegreen 40

I know I did just hearing about it. Wait.

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Poonheart 0

YDI for not bracing for the impact, therefore leaving your nasal region exposed and vulnerable to injuries such as this

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CFR 0

lol #15 OP: I'm all for passion and stuff, but really, did he have to be that rough? What are you going to tell your parents or your friends? =S

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Gia0896 0

HAHA! Well. .thats only a little funny.. a little..

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JKinIN 0

That's what you get for not going into the kitchen and making him a sammich fast enough. A headbutt to the face.

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SlightlyGPirate 0

oouch damn. this made me writing my assignments so much more boring xD

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itsgen 16

omg what a jerk next time you fool around bite his dick and start laughing hysterically

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lissa922 6

maybe he was embarassed and didn't know how else to handle it so he laughed

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bahdspeler 0

THIS IS FAKE. He would have pull as hard as he could t o break it. why would someone do that? and a cheek is pretty soft, so even if he did pull hard, it still wouldn't break.

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repyourcliche 0

yes, the CHEEK is soft but the bone is not...

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redbluegreen 40

I don't know about you, but my jaw is pretty effing hard, and it's right under my cheeks.

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xMooMoox 0

I agree with you. Why would someone do it that hard unless they were intentionally trying to break the other persons nose? And if they were trying to break the other persons nose there has to be an easier way since your cheek would take some impact too.

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ichwillkeinengel 0

It's plenty hard to separate the cartilage from the bone. The nose is made largely of cartilage, remember? Nose vs. a bone = broken nose.

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UNICORNmonster 0

Have you ever broken your nose? It really doesn't take THAT much pressure. I hate when people take the fun out of secrets by feebly attempting to debunk them. Your tries at being smarter than everyone else have failed. Also, your jaw is normally really prominent and without any real meat on it, it'd be a lot more easy to break your nose on that rather than say your arm or leg.

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cani_fml 0

Dick!! He broke you nose & he laughed???? dump him. then laugh.

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feelingblue 0

i agree with cani dump him and laugh own his ass:>

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WickedFan 12

I disagree. I say break his nose, then dump him.

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mccaincracker 6

I would be laughing if I was him aswell. I find others pain hilarious.' _____________________________ www.youtube/jimmyjimjobobo123.com

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lozerfreak4 0

i'm sorry bout' ur nose... ._.

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banana_pancakesX 0

seriously, id laugh too. but then, i laugh it off when i get hurt myself.

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RoguePenguin 0

You laugh off broken bones? Are you Chuck Norris?

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wienerwagon 0

You deserve it for thinking a headbutt is romantic.

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