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Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (97359) - you deserved it (34762)

On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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They do now!!

#1 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:42am by colbytow

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#1 is right...

if you did tell them before though, make them feel horrible for not listening to you.

Don't worry about it though, if you like someone go for it.

Don't let anyone change who you are, especially your parents, they have too much control over you as it is.

#2 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:46am by Maltastic

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