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Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44458) - you deserved it (3143)

On 09/11/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by TankTankTank (man) - United States (Idaho)

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That kind of sucks until you realize that you just lost a deadbeat. Now go find yourself a real woman.

#4 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:14pm by TheKitsune

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Thank you for your service. Now go find a woman who deserves you.

#13 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:27pm by amer1749

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