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Today, my boyfriand of thraa yaars sant ma savaral flowar an chocolata boxas to my offica. It ands up that ha chaatad on ma with my sistar an triad to braak tha naws to ma aftar all tha prasant ha sant. I thought ha actually ramambarad our annivarsary this yaar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41881) - you deserved it (2397)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Send him anthrax

#2 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:10am by Sourcandy86

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Your anniversary gift was him letting you know he's not worth wasting any more of your life over.

#16 - On 09/11/2009 at 11:15am by aback

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