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Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45220) - you deserved it (7581)

On 09/06/2009 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

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You got OWNED!! Then again, clearly she's a jackass if she's willing to threaten her (and your) health like that.

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:04am by lizzzie

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I can't decide whether this is funny or sad.

I'm leaning towards funny though. Go find someone better.

#3 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:05am by AeryFairy

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