Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm / United States (California) / Love
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Sheesh - poor guy was under so much pressure, what with trying to replicate every cliched movie ever made 'n all, no wonder he choked!
#10 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:13am by thequickredofox
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Rose petals? Somebody's read a few too many romance novels.
At least you didn't have a Twilight fantasy.... fuck that shit.
#7 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:10am by allmidnighteyes
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