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Man or woman?

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 8:52am - love - by lovesucks (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"

#5 - On 09/01/2009 at 2:13pm by Intoxicunt

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he ran home to tell his roomate. haha

#4 - On 09/01/2009 at 2:13pm by generalsmith2

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