Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

by SaMike / 08/31/2009 at 9:12pm / United States (South Dakota) / Love

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  • .... Conservative.... but she has cleavage.
    For some reason, this annoys me.

    FYL though. Better luck next time?
    At least you have a funny story?

    #3 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:40am by DameGreyWulf

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  • Sexy!

    #1 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:39am by hk

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