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Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't as all like I dreamed about; I dreamt that I wasn't allergic to latex. FML

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Ouch, that must have sucked. However, (you may well know this already) you can get latex-free condoms. Now that you know you're allergic, I'd look into getting some if I were you.

#3 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:40am by clockworklolita

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First time never measures up anyway. Props for being safe, but you never touched rubber gloves or various other latex stuff ???

#9 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:08am by lizzzie

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