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Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees, when some of his mates turned up at the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54811) - you deserved it (5066)

On 08/29/2009 at 3:56pm - love - by legallyblondemad (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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Haha that idiot. DUMP HIM!

#1 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:05pm by BLiNdZoRz

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wow... I hope after that you dump him! That's disrespect and embarrassing!

#2 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:06pm by noshitsherlock

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