Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
by Titanic / 12/07/2008 at 3:46am / Love
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Be like, "Ok. Actually I was in love with your ego. Could I talk to her??"
"You're right. I am so foolish. Let's just have sex."
#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:02pm by jim_witness
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Or better yet, "That's too bad. I guess I have to return the jewelry I spent my whole paycheck on..." Sit back and wait.
#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:04pm by jim_witness
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