Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

by Fwick / 03/19/2009 at 12:42am / United States (Utah) / Love

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  • Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

    #1 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:05am by green_199

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  • Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that fucks people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that.
    I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

    #2 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:05am by Jimboom

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