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Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Your parents are awesome. Lol.

#2 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:16pm by fail_truck

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#5 why is that terrible? His/her/whatever parents have a healthy view of sexuality (i.e., that it's completely trivial). I'm with 4 and 6.

Would you rather their parents shun them for being gay/bi?

Honestly, this is something my parents would do, and I would laugh along with them, because it's hilarious.

#7 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:20pm by 3clipse

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