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Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21184) - you deserved it (9869)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

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lol
You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you can't (or atleast should not) pick your friend's nose!

#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:38pm by Blank

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Now she won't think her boyfriend's that bad anymore. You're done.

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:35am by Rayn4u

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