Love: Perfect timing

Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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You deserved it 16 337

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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You deserved it 20 513

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 283

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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You deserved it 26 528

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 2 516

By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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You deserved it 6 282

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By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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You deserved it 11 278

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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kewlcat 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:55

hahaha sucks ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around. also its better than him texting you..i guess

ChasinParkedCars 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:57

Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

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kewlcat 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:55

hahaha sucks ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around. also its better than him texting you..i guess

well_this_sucks 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:36

haha ikr! and texting isnt as bad as email. i know a girl who got dumped through an email. after a 1 year relationship. i felt soo bad for her. but i guess we know who the better bf is now

Phillay632 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:49

Well, I guess you showed her. Kudos.

pwnrzero 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:32

the people who said ydi just are sick of fmls where the boyfriend/ girlfriend breaks up on speakerphone

pingpongpickle 8

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:32

16, that would suck because I never even check my email.

Lx416 0

Friday 25 June 2010 17:03

that's why you should never brag... haha YDI for bragging. sucks for you OP -Ł

Cavelallemant 0

Friday 22 April 2011 20:26

Tiger Woods xD

ChasinParkedCars 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:57

Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

Brooklynxman 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:13

Perhaps he broke up with her because she called him tiger?

Destinyx 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 10:55

Unless his name is Tiger, Which for her dignity's sake, i hope it was.

Alexgoesfml 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 14:06

I actually like that pet name. Meh, maybe it is a british thing. I would hate it if my gf would say 'hey sexy', that shit annoys me. Also back to the FML, were you two actually having an argument over who's boyfriend is better? YDI for trying to show off and holding your bf like a trophy, grow up!

DoomJeff91 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:47

Maybe she was dating that steroid abusing cereal mogul.

Destinyx 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:15

"Thaaaaaaaaaaats great!" :D

pingpongpickle 8

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:34

um 68 that would be Tony ,not tiger

jyn_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:57

haha guess hers the better one for now lol

Nothingness1 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:59

Lol that sucks. Sorry.

Hbkbryan 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:48

that's what you get for dating Tiger Woods..

pingpongpickle 8

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:36

hahah. exactly op, u shouldve seen that one coming!

xLovey 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:00

You deserve it for calling him "Tiger" XD

awoodenhouse 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:03

word

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:24

Aw, really? I think "tiger" is pretty great. Because he's a TIGER in BED! Though "tiger" is often used by dads for boys... But what the hell? Debating over whose boyfriend is better? Man I hope I never get so petty. Is that supposed to be normal? Also, putting him on speaker phone? Without him knowing? What if he wanted to tell you something in private? Jeez. I must say YDI.

StingMunFizzy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:02

LOL.. Ah.. You deserve it for debating on who's boyfriend is better.. I bet if he'd known you were doing that he woulda broke up with your ass for just that;)..