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Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77153) - you deserved it (6123)

On 08/07/2009 at 4:55am - love - by notsomuchinlove (woman) - United States (California)

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awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:08am by looooolz

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well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

#6 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:14am by plutosaplanet

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