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Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9031) - you deserved it (82900)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

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It's what you get for snooping.

EDIT: What's more annoying: someone going "First!" or someone yelling out whatever number they got?

#1 - On 08/05/2009 at 2:03pm by Chfanfiction

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You're pathetic. Next time a simple "HI" will do!

#4 - On 08/05/2009 at 2:07pm by someone2love

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