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Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

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You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.

#4 - On 02/07/2009 at 6:41pm by Lindsey

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wow, he's trying to share his interests with you. grow up.

plus I'm sure that you like going to chick flicks with him! talk about a double standard

#15 - On 05/13/2009 at 9:06pm by ertw

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