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Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML


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On 08/04/2009 at 12:15pm - love - by badbestfriend (man) - United States (California)

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You couldn't have seen it coming, it's not your fault. You were only trying to be friendly. But that sucks. :/

#1 - On 08/04/2009 at 5:02pm by Conkers

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Did one of them say, "I know!"? I think that'd be pretty funny.

#5 - On 08/04/2009 at 5:08pm by caancoha

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