Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love

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  • Pokedex Entry: Squirtle
    Type: Water
    Height: 6.5 inches
    Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

    #21 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:32am by Tippssy

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  • That is awesome!

    #1 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:07am by Darkon

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