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Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He believes strongly in "first impressions." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42150) - you deserved it (6425)

On 07/30/2009 at 3:20am - love - by LevKin (man) - Canada (Quebec) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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FAKE, corn dogs weren't invented until the late 19th ( early 20th?) century.

#9 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:02am by davelociraptor

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That is definately quite a first impression!
I guess as long as u dealt with it right & u weren't being a hoon @ the time it should be fine- everyone has accidents. Just deal with it the right way:)

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:40am by cadian_munkey

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