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Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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You wanted to spit your gum at your ex-wife? YDI for being so immature

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:13am by IndigoKitty

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Immaturity aside, how do you forget your visor is down?

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:16am by SomeonePosting

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