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Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML


I agree, your life sucks (64889) - you deserved it (23814)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

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So? Don't they deserve love?! Don't they deserve a second chance?!

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:07pm by Tehalon

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hey, don't you chicks like convicts? ever seen step up? don't be a snobby bitch

#4 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:10pm by AlexJakubsen1

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