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Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML


I agree, your life sucks (86538) - you deserved it (7165)

On 03/17/2009 at 3:25am - love - by isaacBENNETT (man) - United States (Virginia)

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what if they just thought it was a good friend...

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:06am by thumb_biter

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tell them she had a sex change operation. just to mess with them.

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:07am by pokipoki

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