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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:30am - love - by kill me - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Clicked YDI as soon as I saw the words, "dramatic exit".

#6 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:40pm by shmaller

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sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy!!! call my office and we'll talk :)

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:01pm by concerned

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