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Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 11:16am - love - by JennaMarie (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you the way you are. Men aren't always great with words, y'know.

#4 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:17pm by Thisnametaken

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Hahaha, aw, what a sweetie!

#2 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:16pm by Dashiell

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