Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

by dajfleasd / 07/25/2009 at 6:22pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

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  • Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.

    #3 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:55am by DuhthatsObvious

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  • No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.

    #5 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:00am by ihatewankers

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