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Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48064) - you deserved it (2644)

On 07/24/2009 at 10:56am - love - by dantheman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.

#17 - On 07/24/2009 at 5:32pm by cutebebe778

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couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?

#9 - On 07/24/2009 at 5:25pm by Seti

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