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Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7066) - you deserved it (84069)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)

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This is fucking hilarious. You're all cracking me up.

#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:00pm by crazycar

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i don't get it, your nose is trying to get boogers out of your system, then you put them right back in?? that's almost like.. well let's just end it there.

#19 - On 03/26/2009 at 4:52pm by divxman

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